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Barbie in the Nutcracker is the best Christmas movie of all time and I can recite it from memory.

The cancellation of The Dark Crystal TV series negatively impacted my life, and I will get my revenge on Netflix.

Don't get me started on the animation industry. I won't shut up

I have a little cat named Anais Barbara Catzenburg

I started the Preminger renaissance. Not gonna elaborate

I will destroy Disney from the inside.

I used Pinterest and no other social media for like 10 years.

I am a librarian. Please go to the library.

Sloths are the devil

So are Red Pandas but that's for personal reasons

My first celebrity crush was Nicholas Cage

I keep a little rubber duck in my purse named Krampus that I take pictures of on all my trips.

My favorite book in high school was The Catcher in the Rye, and I wrote quotes from it on my side table in sharpie. Am I proud of this? Tbh I don't know why I've mentioned it

My yearbook quote was "I need a bogle for the glotch", and every year my regret over that becomes more and more painful.

I adore Mouse Soup. Please watch Mouse Soup. Give it a go.

I collect obscure/forgotten children's movies and shorts from thrift stores and I have two tall stacks of tapes and DVDs in my bedroom. My favorite so far is a stop animation Pocahontas from 1996.

My dog has severe anxiety

My brother told me a few years back that he assumed I was a lesbian for most of his life; just letting yall know cause apparently that's the vibe I give off irl

I'm too anxious to live

The song Stitches by Shawn Mendes has a grip on my brain that will not weaken.

A cardinal used to slam itself against a window outside my room every day

I will save every spider in the house

My favorite flavor of cereal no longer exists

My preferred everyday makeup is like 2010/2011 Taylor Momsen but with casual vibes

Serana is my wife